yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We talked him into tasing himself.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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