Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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