You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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