The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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