i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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