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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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