How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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