I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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