am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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