I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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