yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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