don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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