He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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