Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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