There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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