question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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