I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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