I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Are we still banned from the library?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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