it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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