4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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