I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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