Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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