do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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