The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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