I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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