Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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