I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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