pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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