Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
