But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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