I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We had to coat check the pizza.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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