I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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