I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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