Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to make out with him forever
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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