so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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