Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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