You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Randomize
