Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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