You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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