she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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