Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
