belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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