sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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