I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
