Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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