glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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