stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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