Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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