ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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