and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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